Taupo's Penis

Taupo's Penis is world famous for being slightly longer than average. Estimates vary, but the general concensus is that it varies between 16.4 and 16.6 cm on average whilst erect. It is a circumcised penis.

According to sources, Taupo uses his penis for masturbation once a day on average (on occasions up to six times) and uses it for urination multiple times a day. When used for masturbation, generally it results in semen being ejaculated from the penis, while urination tends to result in urine exiting the bladder via the penis. While the semen's primary function biologically is to produce offspring, Taupo's semen is generally wasted on toilet/tissue paper.

Taupo prefers to masturbate his penis using his right hand, though has also been known to use his left. When masturbating he likes a full grip (as opposed to a pen grip) and despite his circumcision he prefers not to use lubrication for his masturbating. His penis responds well to heterosexual pornography, responding to a wide variety of women, though research has shown his preference is for brown/black haired, blue/green eyed caucasian females with fine buttocks and well shaped breasts.

The hair around Taupo's Penis and his testicles is a darkish blonde colour, quite similar to that of his eyebrows and armpit hair.

Rainey's mother is known to be particularly fond of Taupo's penis.